Blog

A selection of our writings from 2009 to the present. If you'd like to keep up to date with our latest posts, please subscribe below.

The home emergency ward (or, theatre of deep adaptation)

 

Some readers may be offended by the graphic nature this post. Discretion is required.

 

This week the ‘home theatre’ took on new meaning in the School of Applied Neopeasantry’s outdoor kitchen.

It became a site of needlework poetics and self-doctoring after Patrick took a blow from a cricket ball, bowled by Woody.

What a grand opportunity for this grubby neopeasant to practice the craft of self-suturing, and for us to share the story.

Earlier, at the ground where the sport took place, Woody and friend Fab scattered to find plantain (rib wort) as blood spewed forth onto the pitch. This useful, sometimes scruffy common medicine is found in almost all places where wounds commonly take place.

Years before, playing soccer, Zephyr had run to find his old man the same herb after Patrick sustained a head injury that required a number of stitches. Both times, then and now, Patrick masticated the coagulating, antimicrobial leaves in his mouth,

and quelled the blood of the head wound by placing the green mush onto the cut. A medical doctor friend, whom he played soccer with 12 years ago, stitched Patrick on the side of the field, and remarked how well the plantain had stopped the flow of blood. This time, after dabbling with self-suturing a little since the soccer head collision, Patrick felt ready for the next stage of creating the home emergency ward.

Sooted stretched sheep skins gave wall to the surgery, and blood-stained hands and dirt under the fingernails spoke of no violence of purity, often claimed by those who say they want to keep us safe. A sewing needle was fetched and so too the workshop’s old diamond stone to sharpen it by.

Then some modicum of cleanliness followed with the sharpened patchwork needle being dropped in a small dish of Brother Eucalyptus oil.

And the thread on hand, a piece of dental floss, was threaded through the needle and lowered into the oil as well.

So far we had all that we needed for the surgery. A kettle of boiling mountain rain water was poured into a bowl, then some previously boiled, now cooled water added, and then a splash of the cleaning oil.

This made a wash solution for inside the wound and around it.

Courage was mustered by this doctor of poetics, though the natural shock at the cut after the ball struck, was anaesthetic enough not to warrant worry for the procedure. Breath was breathed. Trust was trusted. A stable hand placed the needle. Some more youthful eyes would have been good, but not on offer, so in it went.

Relief! The first stitch holes punctured as though a through line in the series, Collapse of the cult of safetyism.

After puncturing the skin in two places in the middle of the wound, and pulling the threaded needle through, Patrick tied a double knot.

He cut off the remains of the dental floss thread and did the same for another two stitches. “This is fun!” He exclaimed to Meg. “The home theatre of deep adaptation.”

Patrick laboured gently just as he had done countless times sewing up our torn or worn clothes over the years. He was mightily chuffed with himself by the end of the third stitch. Self doctoring (and dentistry) in a time of collapse is more exhilarating than you would think. It’s empowering.

After the stitching was complete, he smeared our garden bee’s honey across the wound, as an external antiseptic and wound healing salve.

The whole procedure took around twenty minutes, and a few hours later (after a deep sleep) the bruising appeared.

48 hours later, after two days of deep rest and goodly sleep – the best medicine life has on offer (which hospitals disallow) – including nine hours of listening to the mass catalogue of woundings and killings in a telling of The Iliad, Patrick’s wound looked like this.

A cricket ball weighs 156 grams and Woody bowls at around 100 km/hr. So effectively this cricket ball is a punch in the face at high velocity. It is the order of things when a son, fairly, beats his dad. Another 48 hours on, the wound looked like this.

The following day was Saturday, and Patrick captained the senior cricket team, scored 60 runs alongside Zeph’s 57 and Woody took a wicket to each contribute to a mighty win. Initially Patrick batted in a helmet (a first for him), but took it off because he couldn’t quite see the ball. On Sunday, day six, he took the stitches out,

which was actually the most difficult bit, and where much of the learning took place.

The dental floss had began to fall apart, and we didn’t want any of it to be left inside in case it caused an infection. Dosing up on zinc, vitamin C, sugar-free food, plantain salve, mineral water pumped from down in the forest, and significant rest assisted Patrick’s immune system, so he could more quickly recover, fight off infection, and get back to the cricket. However, on day six, he was concerned that the poor integrity of the thread could send all the good doctoring backwards.

After the removal was complete and the wound site cleaned, it looked like this.

Then, on day seven of Patrick’s healing, Zeph called us from work. A large pane of glass had fallen and shattered across his arm, cutting it in several places. The nearby Maldon clinic doctor refused to even look under the bandage and told him to go to Bendigo Hospital emergency ward.

Patrick collected him in our friend Bei’s car, spoke with Zeph about potentially home suturing, attempted to get hold of a suture kit from some medical friends, talked about the possibility of laceration to a tendon or a nerve, and then decided it best to head to Bendigo. They arrived at 4pm, got triaged (that ugly word), had the cuts looked at, and then took a seat in that hot, stuffy place.

While waiting Patrick was thinking about our friend who lost a finger in this same emergency ward, due to having to wait seven hours to be looked at. When he was finally seen, the doctor said, oops, we needed to have seen you hours ago to have saved your finger. At the three and a half hour mark Patrick asked Administration Clerk 1 politely whether he could take home a suture kit and do the job himself.
The nurse looked confused and said, “No… I don’t think so, I’d have to ask.”
Patrick responded with a smile, in his wife-beater singlet: “I am a doctor you know.”
“Are you?” she said unsurely.
“Yes, a doctor of literature,” he replied smiling. “I stitched up my own face last Monday.”
She glanced at the wound above his eye.
“Let me look in the system… Oh, your son is next in line, shouldn’t be long now.”
“Thanks nurse, appreciate it.”

They were having fun. Or, at least Patrick was. Then, miraculously, Zeph’s name was called and we were ushered into a fairly dirty little clinic by a lovely Sri Lankan doctor. Patrick asked if he could watch the procedure because, as he said, he loves to learn. The doctor was obliging. Zeph was mightily relieved that at 8pm (the incident having taken place around 1pm) someone was finally going to take a look at his arm and assess whether there was tendon or nerve damage.

By comparison, in the home emergency ward last week Patrick stitched himself up within an hour of his accident. Because of his old man’s keen student-like attention and questioning, the doctor was very accommodating and taught as though giving a workshop. Patrick repaid the favour by schooling her on toxic adjuvants in vaccines and the over-prescribing of them, after she offered Zeph a tetanus shot. Naturally, due to her education in western medicine, adjuvants (the largely untold shadow side of vaccinology) were things she had never heard of. She was refreshingly open to learning. Her first job was to ascertain whether there was glass in the wound and whether a tendon or nerve had been damaged. She washed the wound under a bright light.

She used a syringe of salty water to irrigate out any broken pieces, and then showed her impromptu student how to open the wound and look down into it after flushing away the blood, to search for any white regions. White, Patrick discovered, means nerve or tendon. After the clean out, the lacerations looked quite trivial. It pays to thoroughly investigate the situation first, thought Patrick. “Observe first. That’s what I should have done when I first picked up Zeph,” he later reflected to Meg.

Patrick noted the way the doctor cut away the dead skin, and how she applied the nylon thread and the fishhook needle to suture Zeph’s wounds. As a fellow sewer, Patrick was impressed.

While a makeshift emergency ward suited Patrick’s purposes to self-suture last week, it’s a little different doctoring someone else without the right gear or missing knowledge. However, after last night’s free tutorial, it’s actually all pretty straight forward. Suturing skin is really low-skilled labour, and we have no idea why nurses are not trained to do this work, especially when small regional hospitals and clinics are now refusing to do it. This morning we heard from our medical friends saying they have saved for us some unused suture kits whose expiry date has passed, and instead of burning them as medical waste, and contributing to the great waste pollution stream of the industrial medical complex, they’re going to give them to us.

“I could have done this myself,” said Patrick to Zeph on the late, long drive home last night, “but I’m glad for the extra schooling.” It certainly has been a week of gold in terms of learning for a future with an ever greater reduction of services in regional Australia.

What are your self-doctoring lessons and stories? We’d love to hear how you are responding to the decline of affluence and the real, everyday need to skill up at home to take the pressure off a broken health system, made even more bankrupt by the ridiculous and excessive Covid response.

Onwards and upwards! Thanks for reading all the way and stomaching some of the more gory images.

The road to Kashmir (volcanic canyons, deep culture, a dog’s breakfast, missile fire, hassling hawkers, rotting houseboats and difficult news from home)

Sadly, it is time for us to leave Leh.

We are now feeling a little time pinched. We need to pack up our bags again, including our latest knitting projects,

and start moving west. We only have a few weeks left of our travels to journey across to Kashmir, down to Jammu and Amritsar, then across to Navdanya (Vandana Shiva’s farm), back to Jashan’s family farm in Punjab, before leaving India and heading for home to reconnect with friends, neighbours, family and Zero, who has been staying with this dear unschooling family.

Meet Preethipal, whose first family comes from Jammu, and Natasha, Daya (aka Black Cockatoo), and older brother Jasper. Zero has been living with this loving lot since we left nearly four months back. We hold so much gratitude for them all.

So, we went to buy tickets for the government bus from Leh to Srinagar. It leaves at 2pm each afternoon to travel 420kms. Because the road is closed from 10pm every night until dawn, it means the bus has to stop in the middle of the night and that would mean we’d be travelling across two days without sleep. (We marvel at those who can sleep on these wild buses). At the ticketing office, Patrick enquired a number of times trying to understand why this bus, (unlike the Manali to Leh bus, which covers roughly the same distance and leaves at dawn), doesn’t leave at first light and get in on dusk. He really wanted to understand, and our  government ticketing mate really wanted to explain.

Almost everything that has to be done through a government office in India is, to our logic, upside down thinking. To send a package home, for example, took us over an hour in a GPO, where we were the only customers. It required several trips to various offices in the building to get a slip signed, something else scanned, an item approved up the chain of bureaucratic command, and even a trip to another office around outside the building to print off some more forms. We were frisked before entering the GPO by armed guards, so Patrick, wearing his Ghurkha khukuri knife, quickly opted to stay outside the gates, hanging around, waiting and waiting, with the lads and their automatic rifles in the street.

At the Leh bus station, after about five attempts at an explanation – “Listen here Mister Australia” – Patrick was none the wiser. After all the diagrams, mud maps of the journey, and justifications for leaving at 2pm, the only thing Patrick could ascertain was the leaving time has been this way for 16 years, and therefore cannot be changed. The ticket officer had impeccable English, Patrick had shit Hindi and Ladakhi, and the two fellas finished off with a good laugh. After 30 minutes we left without purchasing tickets.

Later in the day we met a young couple from Punjab, Ritika and Ritesh, and got yarning. They were planning to hire a share-taxi to Kargil, half way to Srinagar, the next day and invited us to join them. The cost each was little more than the price of a bus ticket. We left at first light,

not knowing how we would get from Kargil to Srinagar but mother country willing we would arrive in Kargil with time to either find another mode of transport or book a room. We once again found ourselves moving in divine lands,

which held divine and simple culture.

After a few hours we came across a solo yak on the roadside. Yak, sheep and goats have been herded by Ladakh shepherds for generations.

We stopped to say g’day to this curious and gentle beast, stretch our legs, take a photo,

and play some cricket.

We travelled on, taking it pretty slowly as Woody and Ritika had developed motion sickness. The dogs in a little village we stopped in had the benefit of Woody’s omelette breakfast, after he brought it up. They first took a sniff,

then dived right in. Ritika and Ritesh are on their first road trip as a couple, having met at work. Their parents don’t know they are together and these youngtimers said that they are going to have to break it to their folks, at some point, that they want to be together, and not have their marriages arranged.

Breaking from traditional culture is big for many people we met in India, especially as culture is so rich here, with so many diverse ethnic and religious groups and lifeways. And for some, staying with the traditional ways is all they know, as with these Ladakhis. We felt such kinship for their ways and colour and textile.

Because, like Tibetans, Ladakh folk are not aggressive but relational and contextual, and because their customs and traditions are lived into presence, they shine as a people. And they stand up to bullies, like the Chinese army, who earlier this year tried to stop herders performing their cultural and economic lifeways. Ladakh culture is a whole culture, and seeing a wholly in-tact culture gives us a better sense of our own reculturing with community-kin back home, as infant and entirely different as it is.

We stopped for a pee break and came across this welcome party for a Ladakh leader.

Today, Ladakh shepherds are loosing territory, but not just to the Chinese authorities. They are also being barred from ranging with their sheep, goats and yaks by the Indian military, (the 8th largest army in the world), who have ever greater control in the Indian Himalayas.

There is growing militarisation across the frontier between China and India.

Our journey with the Punjabi love birds ended at Kargil. They went north to find India’s most northern town, Thang, with Ritesh’s brother, an army officer. We couldn’t find a local bus for the afternoon or the next day, so we booked another share taxi for the following day, and checked into this hotel for the night,

in this room,

drifted the second largest human centre in Ladakh through the afternoon,

and left for Srinagar the next morning with four other passengers and a driver. We three inhabited the backety back.

Winter is coming, and Ladakh folk are drying fodder, building their firewood supplies, and no doubt preserving their foods.

As we inched towards Srinagar and the altitude dropped, more grazing land appeared.

We arrived in Drass, a town that boasts it is ‘the second coldest inhabited place in the world’.

We asked a café owner here how he spends the winters, which can get down to -60°. He said he and people in his village do a lot of sleeping and resting, because they work hard during the rest of the year. We swapped notes on heating and cooking systems, he told us about his wood stove at his home, we showed him a photo of ours, and we sat down to eat his delicious omelettes.

We are getting used to having chai and omelette for breakfast or lunch. This one, later in the day, came with a local pickle.

The combo of chai and egg has a goodly effect on our bowels, as do squat toilets, like the one in the café in Drass.

This region is known for its trekking,

which is largely a global tourist caper. These highlands are made increasing available to tourists, that is the global bourgeoisie,

but less and less for local, earth-bonded, indigenous peoples. There seems to be a perception that enclosures and clearances ended in the nineteenth century, but it’s been a continual progression since the 12th century, at least in contemporary colonial terms.

The land began changing again more radically after Drass.

Poplars, deodars, chinars, firs, mulberries and walnuts grow in the Kashmir Valley, and pines began cropping up too,

and acute rocks that held the road from sliding. Yes, we travelled along those precarious road shelves,

on and down to the flood plains below, which became more generous and giving of grass and fodder.

Then, from browsing and grazing culture country, came more intensive agrarianism, with small holding cropping,

which eventually merged into outlying suburbs and roadside stalls,

before we arrived at Srinagar’s Dal Lake, and to a floating offer for chai.

We were dropped at the southern end. We had booked a cheap houseboat that looked lovely online. We stepped into a shikara,

and went off to discover a barely floating shit box that stank of mould. We rang the manager and asked him why the online spruik was so completely different to the reality. It was a stupid question, which Instagram had already answered for us years before. Patrick told him we’d look for something else, but the man, Hashim, kindly offered an upgrade to another boat for the same price. We moved onto the old, creaking and better smelling Teal Heritage houseboat,

and met Tariq, the caretaker, who got fishing with Woody.

We fell asleep that night bunkered down on the elderly boat, wondering whether the beds would fall through the hull, listening to the Indian army and Pakistani insurgents firing good night missiles at each other.

The morning brought another reality. A dreaminess, perhaps even a tiredness that duckboarded through our days here.

It’s hot down south. In a few days it will be 36 degrees in Jammu. We need to press on, but something is stopping us.

Srinagar had a distinctly different feel to it from everywhere else we have visited in India. We walked the streets,

coming across an old friend we hadn’t seen since last summer back at home.

There are pushy hawkers on the streets and on visiting shikaras, here,

trying to sell anything they can. Sometimes we said yes and bought tea or fruit, but when we said no, it was often ignored. The mood here is predatory, cynical, gender-lopsided and utterly picturesque.

Within 24 hours of each other, two very public fights broke out just across the water from us, on the street. Everywhere we went, armed police and soldiers stood by, on alert.

Perhaps the heightened aggression and intensity in the air was due to Indian prime minister Modi coming to Srinagar, for the forthcoming elections, which explains the heavy militarisation on the streets.

We’d noticed a political fervour back in the Kashmir Valley.

On our fourth morning, we adults woke and ran a bath, a thing we hadn’t had access to for the entire trip. As the bath filled we joked about it falling through the floorboards into the lake, and how we missed our cold water plunging. Patrick had strangely taken ill the previous day and had spent the whole of it in bed, completely drained of all life. After our bath, where we had used the quiet of the morning to check in with each other, we dressed and sat outside beholding the morning before the hawkers started their rounds,

Woody kept sleeping and after a while we turned on the phone to reply to comments and other correspondence. There was a message from Patrick’s sister, Hen, asking Patrick to call her.

……

The long and the short of it is we are signing off from this journey now, a little prematurely. We have someone very dear to us who is very unwell, and we need to head back to Australia immediately. Dear friends have made this possible, with three flights booked from Srinagar to Delhi to KL to Sydney in 24 hours, almost the complete opposite journey to how we got here.

So, we need to pack up this little room, this life on the road,

and get moving, quickly.

Thank you, Dearest Reader, for the love and support we’ve received from you throughout our journey. We are so grateful you have joined us along the way from the sidelines to share our highs and lows. We are going to spend some time offline now, and gather with family.

Signing off from India, from this failed hitchhiking, but so much more journey. With love, and big emotions, Artist as Family.

Three stellar women

We were fortunate to meet three stellar women while we stayed in Iluka. 
The first, Linda Marney, welcomed us onboard the ferry from Yamba and offered us her flat as a sanctuary while we awaited a bike part to come from Brisbane. Linda has a wealth of experience in all things maritime and spent several years sailing up the east coast of Australia. Her most recent project has been to develop a vibrant community garden in Iluka, which supplies fresh local organic food to the local branch of Meals on Wheels. The food is grown on the same site as it is cooked.

These pumpkins from the garden will go from spade to blade with the bare minimum of food kilometres and retain most of their nutrition before being consumed. Amazing stuff Linda!

The second, Rhoda Roberts, pictured here with her man Steve Field, we met up the main drag. Rhoda is a member of the Wiyebal Clan of Northern NSW, which is part of the Bundjalung Nation of southern Queensland and northern New South Wales. She was the first Aboriginal presenter on prime-time television, fronting SBS’s First In Line and presented Radio National’s Awaye! programme. As an actor, she appeared on stage in the original production of Louis Nowra’s Radiance, in a role written for her. She introduced the term “Welcome to country” and established protocol manuals by local custodians for the arts industry during the 1980s. She is currently head of Indigenous programming at the Sydney Opera House, the creative director at VIBE Australia and director of a new Indigenous multi-arts event called the Boomerang Festival.

This is her ancestral country. So lovely to meet you Rhoda.

The third, Eddy Carroll, not a local but a friend from Melbourne currently staying in Yamba, caught the ferry over to visit us in Iluka. Eddy is a textile artist who has exhibited widely. She is a passionate advocate of local organic food networks and, like us, is currently living at no fixed address. Last year Eddy travelled to Thailand where she worked at Borderline Collective. Borderline Collective specialises in working with women in exile, developing their artistic skills in creating and marketing art work.

Eddy brought us over the gift of wild caught tuna jerky that she and a friend made with a local catch. Needless to say Artist as Family devoured it in moments. Thanks Eddy, great to see you again!

We will be leaving Iluka shortly to head to Bentley to join hundreds of kin fighting the gas-fracking juggernauts.